Stolen from Sara!!

Okay. Here's the drill. You ask me between one and five questions about whatever you want to know about me. Do this in a comment. I will answer them here. Then you post to your LJ, asking people to ask you questions.

This guy is so upset that Paris Hilton is going to jail... I laugh every time for two reasons -- 1. This poor bastard must think he has a chance and 2. Paris is going to jail XD

Paris Hilton`s Biggest Fan Poor guy. Because I bet if Paris wasn`t in jail she would totally go out with him.

Instead, I actually have something to write about! Amazing! Although it's not pleasant, it's still something that I keep thinking about, despite the happy ending.

So my Jeep was having some overheating issues. I would drive in stop and go traffic and the engine would just full on out overheat. So, I bring it back to the dealership where we bought the Jeep because the dealer is nice enough to have our cars fixed by mechanics for retail price.

( Mechanical Issues + Recurring Problems + Stupidity + Money = Aggravation )

Since I never have anything to write about and I now know how to use my digital camera with the computer picture program thing...

Here's an Otis update...



Caught him in mid-yawn.



( And a few pics of the bay taken from behind my house yesterday. )

I haven't posted in a while and here is what I have to show for it...

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Meet Otis! He is half Lab and half Catahoula Leopard -- yeah, we never heard of it either until two days ago. So I guess he's a Labradore Leopard or a Catahoula Retriever.

Funny how we stumbled onto him too.. I went to our neighbor's house just to play with her two dogs, but when I got there, she showed me Otis and informed me that he was waiting to be adopted. Well, my parents and I looked at him, thought about it and the next day he moved in.

He's a great dog; very intelligent and LOTS of energy! A bit of sneak and he's able to figure things out VERY quickly.

But of course, I miss Lizzie so, so much...

When I went to Tampa Bay, FL a couple weeks ago, my aunt and I decided to do the cheesy touristy thing and visit a zoo (even though she lives there). Obviously I took pictures, but these pictures are specifically for Court :D !!! They had an entire section devoted to Australia!





Court, kangaroos really arn't 6 feet tall!! LMAO! When you told me that, I was shocked. They're so little and adorable and I asked if I could take one home...





I thought this was great!




This was funny. They were comparing the Australian saddle with the American saddle. Of course I don't ride western, but it was still fun to see ;)


I also have one of a dingo, an emu and some birds, but that would take forever to upload onto webshots. I'll gradually get them up there lol

Customer: Do you have those cholesterol free eggs?
Me: ...There's no such thing...
Customer: Oh yes there is!!
Me: ...You mean the actual egg that comes from a chicken?! Shell, yolk and egg whites and all??
Customer: Yup. It'll say it right on the carton, Cholesterol Free.
Me: ...I really don't think that's possible... See, the yolk in an egg is purely cholesterol - ergo, there is no such thing as cholesterol free eggs.
Customer: Well, I bought them here before, you do have them.
Me: Look, we have organic eggs that come from organic chickens.. But if you'd like, I'll ask the Dairy Manager and see what he says...
Customer: That'd be great... I want two cartons.

**Backroom**

Me: Neal, this dumb woman is looking for cholesterol free eggs.
Neal: ......HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Exactly.
Neal: Go tell her she's a dumbass.

**Back on the floor**

Me: There. Is. No. Such. Thing. There are egg whites that come in a milk carton type.. There are also EggBeaters which are low in cholesterol as well. But there is no such thing as cholesterol free EGGS.
Customer: Oh... Okay... But that's still not what I'm looking for. (referring to eggbeaters and egg whites)
Me: Yeah, well...
Customer: Okay.. Thanks anyway, I guess.
Me: Right.




ETA: I probably should have told her that the cholesterol free eggs are with the fat free bacon and sugar free sweet tarts.

*head desk*x10

I had a sad and sort of strange dream the other night... It was about my dog (and for those who don't know, Lizzie died in January).


I was hugging Lizzie and she seemed to holding on as well -- she got so close to me and tried to move closer still as her head hung over my shoulder. My arms were tightly wrapped around Lizzie, squeezing around her as though I was afraid I was going to lose her. All the while there was voice saying, "don't let go! Hold on, don't let go!" And I didn't; I just held on to my dog while she stayed so very close to me.


Then I woke up...

Some of it I agree with.. Some of it I don't like... But something tells me I should have embelished just a tiny bit. Hmmm.

Hey hey from the fantabulous state of New Hampshire!!

I'm being as sarcastic as I can get for the internet world.. Seriously, the weather has been on and off. By far, I think the weather is almost worse than Boston's. Almost.

Chelsea and I have watched mucho gymnastics and I have to say that Carly is adorable! I think she and Micheal Phelps should date because he's adorable too and they'd make an adorable couple. I know Chelsea wants to bare Micheal's children, but oh well.

I just want John Cena. Now.

For vacation fun, we went to the Polar Caves. Which quite honestly, looked like a bunch of rocks that fell from a mountain top and one day someone decided, "hey, we can make money off of this!" Suddenly, they became caves in which indians inhabited many years ago. ..... Sure.

We saw plenty of chipmunks... Okay, 3. But they are so cute! I want one! Chelsea and I have made fun of various commercials; such as the one for Kodak in which the little girls squeals, "MORE PUPPIES!" God, I want to shoot that girl. Then there is some show on Bravo that interviews couples and asks each person what they think of their partner. Well, this one guy complained that his girlfriend sang about her dog all the time -- and it cuts to the scene where the black lab is hobbling in with booties on his feet and the girl sings, "hot diggity dog it's sammy sam!" Quite hilarious. Have to see it. I highly recommend it.

It's really been a vacation of being lazy. By all means, this is quite okay with me. I don't mind waking up late, swimming in a lake for a half hour then doing puzzles for the rest of the day. And shop. And watch gymnastics. And playing Monopoly (which I've won every single game we've played. Amateurs *rolls eyes*).

Saturday is the day we make our grand arrival back into Massachusetts. So I doubt I'll update before then.. Or even afterward. I'm not good with this thing at all. I'll try to be nicer and update it more.

For now, I must giddy up and go. Family Guy is on.

oh my...

when it rains it fucking pours

Why doesn't anyone ever back me up when I have a problem?

I really am beginning to get annoyed with just about everything.

Not in RL, but on the computer world.

People lying and being assholes as they claim that someone has stolen their stuff, just to make believe that they are better and their shit is more valuable than anyone else's.

I'm tired of being ignored and put off by people because neither me nor anything I do is that important to a game or that person.

It's really pissing me off that people try to say that I'm wrong when I have the facts laid out in front of me stating that I am right.

I want to know why people seem to think that I am a person who can be fooled and easily pushed away for long periods of time and only called upon when seriously needed for ohh... 5 seconds?

I don't want to be a nice person anymore. I want to be a bitch and have everyone fear me, because lack of authority or an ego gets you jack shit around here.

I don't want to be second or third or fourth or last. I'd like to take charge for once and actually say hey, "no, that won't work" or "no, lets do this a different way" and "no, I lied to you, I really don't like that."

I guess nice people come last and every one else is placed at the top because why?! Because they're high and richeous egotistical bastards? Hell, we have one for a president, why not make the whole world the same.


What's amusing about this post, even for me, is that everything I've just stated that I will do, I will never even try to attempt. Everything that I've just said, will immediately blow over and I'll soon forget it. Then in another 3 months time, I'll make another post exactly like this. Hence my life is one vicious cycle.

Thanks to a mod of T_P for getting me started... In the words of Heinz-Kerry... Shove it.